u wake up on christmas morning and go downstairs, full of excitement. somebody is stealing all of your christmas presents. it is jesus. “its my birthday, not yours” he hisses menacingly, then runs away with all your gifts in his arms
in elementary school i hit this kid cause he said i cant punch and i broke his nose and then my stepdad picked me up and the office was like “you have to say sorry” but then the kid was like “but she proved me wrong, she doesn’t have to say sorry” ladies and gentlemen my best friend of many many years
this is violently beautiful
every medicine on the market is like
pros: you’ll stop coughing
cons: you might die
I can’t wait to get married because its like a sleepover every night with your best friend.
That’s the cutest description of marriage I’m not even joking
he looks so pleased with himself and that makes me happy
To celebrate Doctor Who’s 50th Anniversary, can this picture of the man that started it all get a million notes?
77 milion people watched it yesterday, what is 1 milion for us. Let’s do this.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!! WHOVIANS ASSEMBLE!!